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Give me your best pick up line and I'm choosing the best wine and I'm car shopping you $20 let me hear them
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Hey, what's up, girl? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, huh? Are you retarded? Cause you seem pretty special to me. Ah ha ha!
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He never motherfucking cackles so hard in my damn life.
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Full needs at $20
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That's the funniest shit I've heard all day so you earned that $20
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That was the best pick up line ever heard in my life
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Yo, nah, this ***** got it bro. I miss you all,你想至少
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Oh
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I'm fucking soaked right now
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Fucking smooth as hell. I'm wet.
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Move our thing ha ha get the fuck out of here love this shit
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HA HA HA!!!
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let your mama
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Fucking soaked right now
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I'm sure you all great. I am great
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This kid's gonna be better than anyone I ever knew.
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I'm a show you how good I am Groot I am Groot
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I tried to fly, can you take me far away?
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What is love? Wait till you don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more
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Give me a sign to reach for tell me what it takes
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Hup me, fuck me, daddy better make me show you better Hup me, fuck me, my tunnel loves the deep bro
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Bro, fuck you. It's 3 AM and I was playing that loud as shit, bro. Playing that so fucking loud. And it's 3 AM. My parents probably think I'm fucking gay now.
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Great apologies does it do you know that that's my emoji song my ride or die but all of our song
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Your baby girl are you a drum cause I wanna bang you are you a trumpet cause I wanna blow you are you a bowling ball cause I wanna put three fingers in you
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Good one bro I gotta win
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Oh, Billy! Yes. Yes, I am.
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You funny little girl
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Not the bowling ball I
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You shut the fuck up you bitch go get your fucking prime UK bitch this is you for USA only know you kill you fucking hoe
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Miissssss Governor
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If it was for USA only then I wouldn't have downloaded the app you stupid prick. and I don't give a shit about Prime!
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Bl הכé, dahh tar 드� Sundown
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You can shut your fucking lovey-dovey up your arse this is not for US only USA's are pricks no no offence to the USA is it just a fucking little cocktail **** he's a fucking can't you fucking bacon fucking dick
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I just bought this new bed and you know it's got like the memory foam made into it and shit You know I'm saying but it's kind of stiff. I was wondering if you like help me break it in But not for real though. My mama thinks I'm gay. You try to let him be change your mind You know I'm saying cuz I ain't gay for it
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Oh my god, oh my god, ew ew ew ew ew ew.
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I laughed so hard at this. It's... Eww, eww, eww, eww, eww.
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No she really fucking said
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baby girl get in my fucking van to pull your pants down before I walk your ass with my goddamn fucking belt and I shoot some with my goddamn RPG right now bitch. Oh you said no?
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What are you guys name was that pick up line my man that's not a fucking pick up line is a goddamn threat
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This is not Fortnite!
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Absolutely not and somebody needs to come get a child
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Shit works for me bro, I got three bits of my bed right out.
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Hey can I have a Nike and you be McDonald's because I'll be doing it and you'll be loving it
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I piss my bad can I sleep in yours
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Hey, Nicker.
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Oh
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Oh
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Bro what are you talking about
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Shut up you bitch ass monkey ass ******
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Wh speak
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You said any world records before cause I'm bout to put you on Ripleys believe it or not
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Grizzlies believe it or not
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Hey there baby girl actually really think that you are actually a chair because I want to actually sit on you yeah they call me the waste master genius
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do you think i would share my friend?
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