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Number one, I masturbate with mayonnaise. Number two, I slap the fuck out of my principle with a hamburger at lunch. Number three, I like having sexual relations with my animals.

Number one, I slid with more women in world chamberling. Number two, I got three Olympic golds. Number three, can't nobody fuck with me facts on it.

The first one, I'm just gonna say the first one. I wasn't paying attention.