Story time so I was at Popeyes today and let me tell you the fine young man behind the counter had me so horny I asked him if he put a little bit of special sauce on my sandwich but I don't think he got what I mean because all I got was mayonnaise

Bro what the fuck is up with that shit bro like what the fuck

Bro, this is so random!

how the fuck do you fall in love with a co-worker like that's so fucking sad and um i'm pretty sure he thought that you missed the whole different thing but he wanted to mess with you he didn't feel the same way he only put mayonnaise on it for a reason didn't feel the same way

Honestly, I got respect for him.