Uh, I'm trying to find some funny people in here, please, please, I'm begging of you, please talk to me, because all I'm getting is thirst trips, man, I open this app and I just get a whole fucking face full of titties, dick, and ass, and I'm not trying, like, if this shit wasn't through the phone screen, I'd have pink eye, dog, like, please.

What's wrong with titties and ass?