You'll just ever be like walking on the sidewalk now just chilling just walking and then like out of nowhere like when you take your step just walk on like a squirrel like squish it like ever happen to you like it's so fucking annoying when that happens I'm not gonna lie

No, my friend, definitely not. Squishing squirrels is not a job. Walking on a sidewalk, that's not really good, man. Stop squishing animals, you're an animal killer.