Damn, did this ***** get hit with a cannonball? Nah, my ***** had to be in charades with Duper Smart Mystery Incorporated. How the fuck do I get a scar that big on the chest, my *****? Heh, his op is a supervillain.

Do you have heart surgery when you were younger or something?

Wait so late did you get stabbed do you get shot or something how are you alive right now

Bro, delete this now.