Somebody hand me a gun, cause why the fuck y'all come up with these, like, things, like, what in your right mind was you thinking? I don't know. Well, honestly, this is better than the last one, cause the last one said, no sex for six years, or no head for six years. Yeah, some of this shit is pretty fucked up.

Man somebody had made a purple Toronto jersey that's all I Gotta say

Give me prime Vince Carter and I am not taking a second thought about this man like my privacy was a legitimate superstar and people just like I don't know why but why did you just know him just because he's athletic and can dunk but why people don't really recognize how I actually like school he wasn't the game and you can score it basically all three levels and is longevity is crazy too so I know it's on my prime by itself is still prime VC Clears I'm sorry bro

I think you mean... Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

It doesn't matter, because, guess who's dressed better, the GOAT, Overlord, my cutie-patootie, LeBron himself.

I'm Vince Carter for sure you say prime of Blake Griffin you're on some mad heavy fucking drugs

I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't know what I'm going to do y'all.