What would you do if you met me or what would you say if you met me in real life

Alright, if we looking at this honestly, bro, I'd still try and use some of that Riz on you my boy Even though I know you'd probably like kill yourself a couple of days later unexpectedly

I would honestly want to become friends with you, like, literally. Girl, you are so cool. Like, oh my god, Heda, can I please get our tongues out of our ass?

Hey Siri how are you