Fuck to the fuck Siri fuck you fuck you fuck fuck no what the fuck I would cry

Shark weeks overrated I live in Florida mic drop let's go get the alien week or demon week

Why are y'all mad that there are sharks in the ocean? Like, they were there first. That's kind of like where they're supposed to be. I'm not entirely sure that everyone should be in the water.

I ain't never seen no water in Egypt.

Because like I could've lived my life without knowing that without being scared maybe I get some sleep