Well, well, well. Like a moth to a flame. A monkey can't stay away from that goddamn chicken.

You know what, bro? Like, that's kinda, like, disgusting, like, fucking revolting, like, greasy, like, shit, and, like, you probably shouldn't be eating that, bro, like, think about your health, dog, like, fuck, you know, who the fuck knows what went in that thing, bro, they can't even pull the fucking feathers out of it, dog, throw that shit in the garbage, bro, eat some vegetables, fucking cook a steak or something, dude, you don't need that, like, fried, greasy shit, though, dog.

Don't ever do that shit ever again in your motherfucking life that you're living right now.

Well, well, well, look at the monkey eating a chicken.

YOU CAN TAKE THE MONKEY OUTTA JUNGLE BUT CAN'T TAKE THE JUNGLE OUT THE MONKEY

Well, I swear to God, this has made me not want to eat chicken ever again in my life, like, what in the fuck? Hell no. I hate to even see one piece of fucking chicken hair on a chicken. Like, I know damn sure nobody eats chicken with the feathers still up there. Oh, no, God, come on, please. Why you gotta do that? Oh, my God.