I hopped into a coffee shop, and my jaw dropped and shot When I seen a girl who had cool pants, they made me wanna dance But when I went closer, they was really ugly, but the person said in my head, Stop, you wanna drink some coffee? I hopped, I hopped, I hopped into a coffee shop And I saw some girl who had cool pants, I loved, I wanted them So I took off one of her, and I seen her coochie