Let's start a story here on stereo and see how far I can go all you have to do to carry on the story is leave a message after the last voice message so I'm gonna start a story there was once a squirrel called Bobby and Bobby love nuts all you could think about was nuts and then one day

Bobby was furious. He said to the owl, How can you collect all these nuts from around the world? It's not very environmentally friendly. Just think about your carbon footprint.

The fox was carrying a handkerchief sack, ready to snatch up each and every one of the squirrel's nuts. But to his surprise...

Bobby was counting his nuts in his cabin and he noticed that one of them was missing and he knew for sure that somebody in the world had stolen it so Bobby set off into the words and he decided he was going to interrogate all the animals that he met he met owl first and said

He said, stop naming nuts. He says, I've got one nut up my arsehole. He says, got pine nut, walnut, other nuts, Brazil nuts, cayenne nuts, and yes, you do, do, do, do. He said, stop naming nuts, because Bobby, I'll find your nuts, is what he said.

Oh, cool, dude. Squirrel. I'll tell you a story, man. One time, I was at the back, right? There's a fucking squirrel. He starts blinking my fucking name in Morse code, dude. I'm like, what the fuck is this? This squirrel is, like, blinking my fucking name. Dude, I realized, I'm off lockout. I've been high for four days, dude. I don't know what, like, reality is anymore. Go inside, go to bed, wake up. Squirrel's fucking eating nuts, dude. Nothing wrong with him.

and the moral of the story is what you think if the squirrel will run into your pants you think it's gonna starve

And all of a sudden, a dog named Bob came out of nowhere and killed their mawns at the nuts. End of story. The end.