You got a big-ass head.

Your head is so big. You should get dreads. Become like... Fly Soldier. Kiss his brother.

Aye dm me I want yo snap

Wait, dude your hair looks amazing. How did you get your ponytail so high, the fuck? Girl, hair tutorial or what? Cause that shit looks cute.

Oh my fucking god. Why are they literally about to pop out, guys? It's gonna pop out and it's gonna smack me right in the fucking face, guys. Guys. What the... she... Fucking airbag. Okay. Stay safe, though. Stay safe. Zero out of ten, by the way. Yep.

The hair literally looks like my hair on Roblox.

yo why is your belly button so stretchy like I can literally put my credit card through your belly button like yo

If people make fun of you, just know that you're more beautiful than them, and they're just jealous about your beautiness, and that they're ugly as shit.

this reminds me of the time I went to Ben and Jerry’s but they didn’t give me that chocolate chocolate chip ice cream. the hot girl at the counter took it all. it was the worst day of my life. she even said she would let me hit but I was so mad because I didn’t get my ice cream. I lit the entire block up that day

for whatever the other girls saying I don't know who the fuck is gonna make fun of you like