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Alright, here's a funny one for your Monday. If you were forced to eat only one type of meat the whole rest of your life, what the heck are you eating? We got steak, we got chicken, we got pork, we got turkey, alligator, all the weird shit. What are you choosing? I mean, no.
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DICK!
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distance
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Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay
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traders Thanks for watching!
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That sounded juuuuucy.
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You're you eat that?
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Fish me out a souvenir when you're done.
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That was funny.
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yoyoyoyoyoyoy.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Yum.
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I'm gonna have to go with pussy meat. It's gonna be Chinese food for me. Order a General's Chicken!
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Boy, it was not that funny, bitch. Shut up.
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Damn Mario, I'm sorry your sense of humor was not twinkled. I mean tickled or is it twinkled? I apologize.
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Yo bro you were not journalist who is taking
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Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch, shut the fuck up. Nobody hears what you have to say, nobody hears about you, nobody wants you. Shut the fuck up you dumbass, be such a pussy asshole. Such a pussy asshole. Ciao ciao, Percy!
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Mario go carry some bro. The only meat you're gonna eat is yours, bro. Shut up
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Too Egooood
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Me personally
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Boys and 12 shut the fuck
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And it's crazy how you have something to say at the end of the day. Wild.
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Put an apple where?...Aware?
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Hey, what are you talking about? Cannibalism? No, that's... Are you okay? Oh my god, I'm shaking.
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I agree with you.
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Oh yeah, see? Hell no, you fucking trippin'.
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You sound like drag all beyond Drago of Rocky
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So you showered an apple into his ears and you put him into the oven when he comes out at airport going to be for bra I mean not like toasted brown but covered all over his shit bro are you fine I want to eat it
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Man U savage savage how about weight that Apple could be more choose the right covered all over his wet shit where's your vodka bon appetit dinner is served
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I think you missed appointment G
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I have to agree with you sir, with the vodka, human flesh tastes very nice, I agree.
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I gotta choose chicken since I mean there's so much things that you can do with chicken like fried chicken chicken sandwiches like a bunch of other types of chicken.
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Yeah, I'ma agree with you bro. I would say steak, but then again, bro. We're talking about chicken wings, bro Chicken tender wing stop chicken sandwiches, bro a crispy fried chicken bro there's like so many options
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Don't forget like chicken fries, bro Or like chicken and waffles, you know shredded chicken tacos grilled chicken
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As a Michigan do I stay till five times as they close the pens which flavors
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Bro, did you just shit yourself in the background?
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Got a point because there's a lot of things you can do with chicken I mean you can make a chicken noodle soup you know I'm saying Chi you know chicken sandwich everything you can name
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I knew he was gonna pick chicken boy.
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Chicken fries from Burger King hit underrated ASB
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Not to be rude or anything but out of all the options you pick chicken noodle soup first? Maybe that's the first one to come your way.
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Even black I just made my avatar black
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You can't really put anything with steak like I'm not even like mashed taters greens anything cornbread is so much but like I swear I love steak quesadillas steak salad steak burritos
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You know what Gage? I feel like you're being so disrespectful and unconsiderate because I am a vegan. I don't like meat. Next time, don't talk about your nasty processed food. I am an organic type girl. I don't know about you, but be more considerate, you little rat.
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I can give you, you know, a meat that's not edible.
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Yo, you literally sound like one of that, like that guy on TikTok who he's like light skin He's like, what would you do if I saw you at the red light? I'm a guy contact Get your ugly ass light skinned ass on. I'm Layskin Ezra's bitch.
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I can't tell if your country are fucking British, bruh. You gotta choose one.
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Oh I can be anything I mainly country though
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I can't lie those pigs be sounding like like they be dropping bodies I love me
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Honestly for real, like shut the fuck up. Not you, but this girl, cause she fucking... I don't even know it sounds like there's a fucking tube stuck in her throat or something
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Vegan what they're gonna do anything we can
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Throw your emancipated
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We did not fucking ask you.
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Honestly throughout like shut the fuck up but you by my girl shut the fuck up you little dumb ass bitch guy pick me as dumb as fuck and bitch bitch
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What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
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Clearly a lot
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But the water water bottle bottle of water
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Well, at least our schools are bloody short in grounds.
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Alright, so most of y'all saying chicken bro. You gotta think real quick, bro. What you gonna make with chicken? Come on On the other hand you got you got see that stay where you can make ground beef patties you made tacos and hot dogs You can make burgers, come on!
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On the other hand, bet you thought you ate that, you're just fat. Stop talking about food and go work out your real life, you nasty fat bitch. You're just so weird.
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From the sounds of it, I'm not gonna lie, but you sound skinny as hell, but you need some grub inside your stomach, boy. You fell skinny as hell, you ugly-ass dude. top of my line, bitch.
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Bitch, they used to like two Big Berthas built together. Bitch, I'd rather be skinny than a fat fucking Rasputin built, bitch. Girl, not too motherfucking much on me, bitch. You got seven fucking neck rolls, and they just roll over your fucking Adam's apple, so now what, bitch? You could never speak to me like that, you fat fuck.
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Damn, boy, you really spittin' on my phone. Had me thinkin' my phone was glitchin' that crackle pop lookin' ass up. But olly is only.
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And you keep wanting to say, damn boy you the ugly ass. Bitch you're ugly as fuck in the fucking face. Bitch you got a preceding fucking hairline. Bitch your jawline is fucked up. Your nose is big as fuck. Bitch you ain't got no motherfuck room to talk about nobody. Bitch like look at you, look how ugly you are. Jack, Jack and Jill went up the motherfucking hill. It'll Pizza on you head Mothafucka
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You're not thinking oh like ground beef isn't the only ground meat or you can ground any fucking meat if you really want to when I need any me any any meat and you could do that with chicken ground chicken tacos or just regular chicken tacos I'm gonna go somewhere fucking meat make a fucking chicken sandwich with her
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I'm gonna have to cut you off on that one because me being Mexican you have like a lot of recipes you can do with like chicken you have like pozole you have enchiladas so yeah I would go for chicken
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There's different alternatives. Listen to me. Chicken, chicken tenders, chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken, chicken fries, chicken noodle soup, chicken sandwich, chicken whoppers Burger King
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AHHHHHH! Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Thank you.
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You suck gays hell fam. Oh that pussy
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You already know what I want to pick on.
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This is self-explanation, Tore. Of course you want some chicken. Yeah, yeah!
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Dick.
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Thanks for watching!
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Even the soundwave shape agrees with you
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So, I'm gobbling, swallowing, dobbingy, that dick for real. Oh
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Sigh Health
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It was not that funny Maddie it was not that funny
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What is wrong with you people?
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Her name's Maddie bro, you can't expect anything more.
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True, true. On God, ASF. True.
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Shut the fuck up, we got a seagull looking at it bro.
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