Man, I would just love to, like, sit on the beach and, like, watch that sunset with someone and holding hands. Like, take photos and do something like that. Why can't I have that? Why are you in the water with your phone, too? This is confusing me. I wouldn't even go in the water with my phone, personally. I would be, like, holding it so tight, like, my hands would start to hurt.

Dude I'd probably be the happiest person in the world watching that sunset while I drowned

Definitely is a beautiful sunset.

i'm guessing like that's water um but if you drop that phone in there it's all done it's done for you like me personally i'd be gripping the fuck out of my phone but like you know

Tell me you're rich without telling me you're rich.

Oh, I think I hear, like, chewing on, like, the water. It, like, looks like he's just, like, standing on water. Like, what's wrong with the dude?