That is funny.

Oh my god, she said I will beat you. I will beat the shit out of you right now

This is when cursing at your kids and talking shit to your kids goes wrong. This ain't the first time he talked to her like that. He learned this from her. And she been talking to him like this all his whole life.

Momma be like, not today boo boo, not today, and then slap the shit out of you, lol.

Um, this is cringe, it's not funny, bro, this is sad.

That's right, if you're gonna talk back to your mom, you sit in the back seat so she can't reach you until you get home. That's what you gotta think about when on the way home. Damn, I'm getting my ass beat.