Damn, it's like two days before 100.

Honestly, I would too, because that lady is going to be attached to me if I only use her for her body. Cool? Yeah.

Nah, bro, I need a uncle like that, bro. I got a whole grandpa like that, and I need a whole fuckin' uncle. That's a W-Uncle right there, bro. He's funny as fuck on my mama, bro.

You must have a wild imagination to date someone 99 years old. You're dating whole fossils at this point, they probably can't even get up from their rocking chair, bro.