I dare you, do your worst, do your absolute worst. Do it!

Yo, bro, you ever play find out their fatties, right good god damn bad fucking jumpscare down *****, man

Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!

Oh, jumpscare.

You remind me of one of those horse memes where the horse is so close to the fucking camera you can see inside their nostrils and their mouth.

Your teeth look like piano keys.

BOOM BOOM

You kind of look like a goat.

Yo, you look like you could chew on Jolly Ranchers. Like you look like you could peel watermelons with your fucking teeth.

What is that?

I look like that one face that Luke Davidson did in his old TikTok videos.