That's hoooot.

your toes look like sausages that have been sitting out for like a hundred years but I don't even know about I am baffled my timbers are shivered like I'm cackling

Nah bro, why bro got fingers for toes though?

Yo, you need to shave... Your toe is long as fuck. I mean, who the fuck poses like that? Yo, let me start.

the what's wrong with jokes actually i can't even talk about someone else toes

At this point you gotta chop the foot off.

Alright, if I'm being honest, bro, you deserve to have that shit. It is a crime to have them crusty-ass feet. Get some lotion on them shits, bro. What the fuck?