Oh, don't y'all love don't y'all love love love life when you're freaking doing laundry because it's sunday and it's laundry day I'm definitely off for once but you know I've been living my best life because life is too short. You never know but like Don't you love when you're doing laundry and you're going through all the pockets and you find that you didn't even know you had I just found like 30 bucks in like one of my pants pockets. I don't know how long it's been there, but yo Oh, it's time to go get me a couple beers. You know what I'm saying? Sunday, Monday.

I'm pretty sure you misspelled gamer girl. I'm pretty sure you meant G-A-M-E-R? And today G-A-Y-M-E-R? I'm just helping you out.

I actually know I didn't spell it wrong. Ma'am or sir, I spell it like that on purpose because I'm gay as in a fucking lesbian, gay and a gamer. So I'm a gamer. That's why I spoke to that way. Anything else?