I got one for you. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? All. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on latest technology, so I unplugged his life support

I got another one why did the hooker become a vegetarian because she couldn't handle the meat

My favourite joke is about a woman that goes to the doctors and says she has some discharge. The doctor says, okay, lay down, spread your legs, let me have a feel. He puts his finger up her vagina and has a feel around, he says, how is that? She said, oh, fucking lovely, but what about my ears? I love that one.

Why Porsche call 911? Because a twin car would never have humans for it. Hee hee hee, hee hee ya!

Why are all black people thing where all black people fast cause a slow ones end up in jail