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Yo, bro, uh, there's only one good thing in this- in this whole picture, and that's your shirt. Rammstein rocks, bro. Du hast mich gefangen. But anyways, dude, you are a motherfuckin' Skeletor! Man, you look like Spinoff Killer Instinct! You look like you say, You know, that shit. Dude, go eat a steak, not a bag of chips. Not a cookie, motherfucker. Go eat yourself.

Nah, this gotta be photoshopped. There ain't no way you that skinny, bro. Like, I can see the veins and all the bones. Oh, hell nah. I'd rather be fat as hell than be like this, bro. Ain't no way.

What does motherfucker you walk in Bohemia sound like there is bad I am being dead ass bitch

Is this even healthy at this point? Like, go see a doctor or something. This is unacceptable.

Boy what a hell, your legs are fucking skinny like a fucking stick.

blud is literally the minecraft skeleton

Yo, bro! Who do you think you are, for real? You better get some fuckin' where I can fuckin' fit my pinky around those fuckin' arms and legs! Got me fuckin' playin' hopscotch with your arms! Fuckin' jump rope with your arms! Your arms are fuckin' jump ropes! I can play jump rope with your arms! What the fuck? Looks like you a cancer patient! Ain't no way with your goofy ass and your toofy ass and your floofy ass!

see um there's a fat problem in that photo and um see why is your leg so why why are you so skinny i'm sorry i'm not even trying to be disrespectful but

Bro just got off the death row wreckage chair. Diabolical.

I'm wondering how you try to be me. Like, are you good? Are you okay? Like, do you know what I'm asking? Are you okay? W- Okay.