Yearrr
Man, i got a story to tell (this a good one)
I was just minding my business, jelly fishing
There was this bully, right, didn’t even seem like the bully type
Walked right up to me and told me, “you look like a cookie ****”
I said “you could be right,” but me, i’m not that lookie type
So i walked away and then he hit me with a cooking knife
He said, “did i tell you you could walk away sponge?”
I responded “no”
And then he hit me with an eight punch
All up in my face ay (i beat him up)