I'm a go with sitting but it depends where your leg if you're outside it's better to squat so you don't got ants crawling up your ass but if you're inside it's better to sit because you don't look fucking weird

Why are you shitting outside? That's the real question.

No the real question is why someone looking at you why do you care about if you look weird shitting who's watching you

One question is why are you playing a lot? Like, four coins? Like, I'm drinking five of them. Like, you should take over all of this city and talk like, duh, like, you know, standing like... Thank you.

You had better have the juiciest quads and glutes. If you are squatting to take a shit, because that's holding for minutes. What?