Read this AI photo of me tell me what something about this

Honestly bro, I will definitely smash that, I ain't gonna cap.

Smash next question.

I'm not gonna rate you, but I'm gonna break down this picture and try to guess what's really happening here. You're in your bathroom, this is a mirror pic because you're holding something, and you're probably... Maybe you're not wearing a zoo. Did you have something on your shoulder? Maybe you did? And I don't know, I'm gonna guess your ethnicities. Maybe Hispanic? Um... Yeah, I'm a detective, and you are, I don't even know what's happening here, but yeah.

Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.

Honestly, you really do be looking submissive and readable.

This is a burrow's breed of all. My wise burrow looks so feminine, but I like... Why is a burrow so feminine? Ahem. Can I have your number? Can I have your number please?

He's giving super anime kawaii ***** like, yeah.

Bro, just spread it open, bro, like that is.