Alright, so I went to the local comedy club in my town tonight and god for fuck's sake, I had no idea that it was also a two drink minimum and I was gonna pay $15 for parking but that's neither here nor there. I also had no idea that there was going to be two openers and the vibe was off. The vibe was off. And the first thing's first. First fucking comedian gets out there and he wants to talk about how contrary to pop popular belief he's not a lesbian because he's kind of like a slight petite man and then he goes off about how people often think he's a woman and he hates that because god forbid we all know the worst thing in this fucking world is somebody thinks you're the opposite gender I mean what were you scared of bro someone thinking you were a woman were you scared you were gonna get essayed were you scared you were gonna fucking get taken advantage of? What's the problem there dude? Anyway, that's all.