Burn it, burn it, bury it, put it in a dumpster fire. The contour, the lashes, the sticky bangs, the little barcode swoop edges, they're not even swooping. They're going, whoop, like they're not even swooping. The little squiggly bang, thingy, thingy, thingy, whatever the hell you call that. It's not giving at all. Fix your lashes. Please. You look a hot mess.