I just got back from the movies, bro. That new transformer, that bitch hard, bro. Ain't no cap. Ooh, bitch, it already here. Y'all gotta watch it. Ain't no cap, see? if you watch it you know.

Me

oh my god, I just got back from watching the new Transformers and it's good at the same time, funny and good like Anthony Ramos, like, ooh, he's daddy y'all, like I'm just saying he's daddy y'all They yes, then we is so good so good

Look, I'm not gonna lie to you, when I first saw the movie I saw Mirage and as soon as he started talking I started just-