What's the craziest thing you did on your first date

Look I'm not here and none of that pass the blunt like what's up with you bro Pastor L Nick

It was like five minutes of silence and I looked at her and she looked at me and And we didn't know who about to start the conversation up so we just thought at the same time so yeah

So I got her home and I bent her over and fucking her doggy style. She opened the drawers from the nightstand and start eating pistachios and I'm going bitch what the fuck and she goes I'm multitasking

Now my first fucking date is Miss brought her cat to the fucking restaurant and told me that they were me no pussy boy a black bitch after Yeah

That right there is not a blunt. That is a spring roll. You're supposed to eat it moron

Is there gonna be smoke in the fuck is that a threat Knigge that's wassup my boy

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to be honest nothing's okay

Bro that is it you're going to be on cloud 10,000 bro oh my God

Anyways, me and this girl went on a date and we went to a restaurant. Her parents came and picked us up later that day and then Me and her decided to go to the park because we were bored and it was like somewhat night and the girl that she hates showed up there and so did her boyfriend and then she told me to take the boyfriend and she'll take the girl and we beat their ass and it was funny and then we just walked back to the house.