My worst picture ever was probably first holy communion. I just don't know what was going on with the hairstyle, the whole veil thing. It's very weird. It's like a miniature wedding. It was weird and then they make you smile and you're just like are we done? Because I have on white and I would like to eat at some point in time and I didn't didn't have breakfast, so I was very cranky and upset.

Now you know everybody has that picture where they look rough as hell. And at the time, everybody's like, no, you look fine or you may be a kid. Oh, it's so cute, but you know, this is the ugliest fucking picture ever. And what the fuck? What the fuck?

I don't know where I thought that story was gonna go but I thought you were gonna say somebody was falling out of a window and I was gonna say that is evidence of a crime.

Damn, Scotty, how many times did you visit the vacation otherwise known as jail? I'm sorry, should I not ask that?