Let's say you are trapped in your house for 24 hours. Would you rather be hunted down by a huge hungry jaguar that wants to kill you and eat you or Mike Tyson in his prime on both cocaine and LSD who is also trying to kill you?

You're not safe on any of these options. I'm just going to take both. Okay, just have Mike Tyson beat the shit out of me while the Jaguar is gnawing on my goddamn legs.