Alright, so I was talking to some of my friends right and you know Like a couple months ago my ex-boyfriend of like a year and a half broke up with me Da-da-da really sad so kind of sad about it, but you know, whatever we're not talking about that I mean we are but like not like that, but so I Wear a chapstick like all the time. I'm like one of those chapstick girls Anyway, so like my signature chapstick is fucking cherry chapstick like the cherry flavored And I heard this is why I called my signature one Cuz every single time when I would go kiss my boyfriend stuff I would make sure I have that fucking chapstick on and So now if he ever goes to get chapstick and he puts on the he gets the cherry one Or he kisses another girl with the cherry chapstick that tastes this can be familiar, you know That's gonna remind him of me because every single time me and him kissed I was always wearing cherry chapstick so therefore that should remind him of me and my friend told me that's kind of evil for me to do like what a fuck would you do that that's kind of random also kind of smart that's kind of evil though so now he can't just have that flavored chapstick you know like he can't just use cherry flavored chapstick and not be sad now because um yeah my evil for doing that I feel like it was a normal thing though like I feel like that's a normal thing that a girl would do um and if a girl hasn't done it and they're hearing this now they're probably gonna start doing it because I think it's hella smart and also it's kind of funny to think about but like yeah it might evil for doing that I don't I think I am. I think I'm still a good person.

Bro, I would never kiss a girl with chapstick on, or a little bomb, or wherever that shit is. Never ever.