What is one big lie you told somebody to get away with something?

I've told my friends that I'm an Asian boy called Muslim and I've been getting away with it every day since.

I told everyone I'm broke so they can leave me alone while I enjoy my money for myself

I told somebody I'll put a flashlight outside somewhere. They were looking for hours I had it in my pocket in my back pocket and it broke Let's just say I threw it on a couch and I love Let us say we're not friends no more.