You look like a goddamn fucking Edward, bro. Do not keep that shit. Shave it. You don't look like a pedophile necessarily speaking, but you do have the pedostage. You look like an Edward. You look like you, uh, fucking do everyone's math problems in class. Some weird shit, I don't fucking know. You look like you sniff butt cheeks for shits and giggles. Or you like feet, I don't know. That's what you look like do what you want with that information