See, I don't watch horror movies because I just kind of laugh at them. Like, I've been through so much scary shit in my life that I really just don't fucking care. I look at this damn screen, quite literally a screen, and think, ha ha ha, I'm so scared, oh no. What will the thing that doesn't exist in front of me do? And then I go to bed at night. Horror movies are like watching Sharknado for the first time. It's always so bad it's good.