So I just found out yesterday that my dog is actually gay crazy right like I got two dogs had a great Dane and I go to the song come out from school one day fuck you hear some noise like I like I know my like the dash I know he sound like he fucking like the opening sitting on me and I just realized I don't know what the fuck is going on So I'm going to the living room they both on the fucking couch and this motherfucker the big motherfucker on top of that little dude fuck in the shit out of him and I'm like what the fuck so am I What does the fuck you're ******

And I said a record of that shit bro