okay let's play a little game you know you're a mom when i'll go first you know you're a mom when you are in line at a store and you catch yourself swaying back and forth but there's no baby in your arms i do this all the time or you know you're a mom when you say i can't hear myself think. okay now your turn

Oh OK this one's listens really fun OK so you know your mom when six hours of sleep just sounds like a really great night that sounds like a full night sleep to me

You know your mom and your idea of lunches the leftover chicken nuggets for my kids happy meal

OK you know your mom in a matter where you go you end up having to leave basically just a soon as you got there because it doesn't even consist of a good time it rather consist of chasing around a tiny little human the whole time

Do you know your mom when you push a baby out your Cooter that's how it fucking work