What is the funniest dark humor joke that I can come up with

Never break your partners heart go to the bones in stone they have 206 of them

No leg walk.

What do you call a Chinese person on a wheelchair?

Man spit on black person tell him it's raining

Before Michael Jackson die bro he told me that Steve wonders to see me every day and he's fucking blocked

Does it have to be a meme? is dark humor.

The fastest for the fastest route of the 9/11 victims They went from 100 stories to the first floor and seconds

Give a blind man a gun, tell him it's a blow dryer.

Tell a man with one leg to do a slip