So if I were put up against just the non-stop onslaught, like just a straight gauntlet of like crackhead homeless people with no weapons, just straight hands, How many could I take in a row before I just succumb?

I think depending on what kind of diseases they have and if they **** you you might be like in fact or some shit so probably like four

There's absolutely no way in hell that you're gonna be able to beat a home- a crackhead homeless person at that Like you're gonna get your shit rocked by some old man because the motherfuckers are stronger than they look.