All right I need you to help me finish this sentence condom sex is like Blake Go

Having sex with yourself kind of sex is like having sex with your hand as it feels like feels like I'm just masturbating

Good evening it's no condom sex is like eating dessert with a plastic one you know you're chewing it but you're not getting any of the flavor

Okay, so like I am a pro at it. Um, I don't, me personally, I don't really like Cucinacondum. Like, my dick is like way too big for them. Like, they never really fit. Hehehehe, I'm on Mama's phone.

Condom sucks it's like wearing Optimus prime while going into the depths of the universe were you may never come back

Condom 6 is like safe sex because you possibly won't catch anything.

Sorry

Condom sex is like the greatest peace of mind because who really wants AIDS anyway?

I am burnt rubber sex that's what it is but yeah it keeps you more hopefully safe and hopefully I'm having on once in babies I'm on one

Condom sex is like using a dental dam damn what am I doing

Is like no sex negative fucking than mean