Guys I was taking the shitter and I forgot to wipe my ass when I got up this shit got all over the walls it started talking to me it said some shit like I was fucking scared from my life I fucking jumped in the shower in the shower curtain fell down and fucking wrap my whole body around it head fucking flushed me down the toilet I never seen no shit like this before I went down the drain hole in one and only drain hole that shit was blacker than my booty hole what would the bug