Hello sugar plums, so granny claims to have a bit of a dilemma at the moment, so my husband Derek He's just recently been on Tinder and made an account And I just don't really know how to comprehend this account lie He has so many hoes and he has so many hoes and I just feel I Just feel like on the side hole now Or meant to be married for 50 goddamn years?

It's OK granny we've all been there we've all struggle that had our relationships come doing in but I just want to let you know granny you are not alone OK you have a goodbye

Granny your hair feel like a square like no thanks no offense but your head is going to turn into a Minecraft block call

Granny what you gotta do is you gotta take a hot pan of grits and you got to target sell I like to color grateful matter fact invite her to host your house then do it she's priceless

Green is kind of hot

Although I'm smoking your husband Derek like your husband Derek and got nothing on me I'll get that stupid bitch jump fuck him in his fucking holes holes are probably like fucking 100 years older than your room will you go to smoking is Pat smoking deer a pack buddy

Oh poor granny come you got a jump in the ass he doesn't deserve someone like you you're way too good for him

He has to learn that way that women a toy

Granny glam I do you shut the bam

Yo granny you need a slap in bro slap the beach

I think y'all just need to quit picking on her she's too sexy for that my name is Earl coming come and give me a kiss baby