So I was just finishing up knitting my last sweater of the day and and don't ask me how this happened but I ended up getting my knitting needles stuck in my ass so I'm really coming on here asking does anyone know what I could do

I can help you.

First of all how do you get your fucking knitting thing up in your ears second of all you sound like a whole fucking grandma you know your name your name is go to you are like what the fuck

Well You could always just leave it there you know live with it make friends with it I know what to tell ya

OK so granny you do what you wanna do Gertrude do you know what I would just leave it in there to be honest

I'm single and I'm ready to mingle grandma hit me up when you can

A lunch

Well to be honest the best thing to do is first like you got to patch yourself on the top of your head you gotta rub your belly button and then sit down really really really fast and you sit down really really really fast it'll come out

Oh gadget bed and that you would be home at 7 o'clock last night but you never came back from the casino

Just pull it out of your ass

A needle stuck in her ass, *****. I didn't say that shit. It came out wrong.