So I was just finishing up knitting my last sweater of the day and and don't ask me how this happened but I ended up getting my knitting needles stuck in my ass so I'm really coming on here asking does anyone know what I could do

How the hell did that happen?

Wish I could hope, but I'm sorry man. I'm so sorry.

When you get a stick four fingers up there and then I know it's hard but I'm gonna stick four fingers up the twist am not a twist of a couple of times I feel the need to put it out and I don't wanna be able to ship coming up your arsehole but

I couldn't get it out for you.

What the fuck?

Go to Doc McStuffins and get a check up but I don't know I don't even know how you got that situation

Grab a vacuum cleaner grab a vacuum cleaner put it on your ass into then he'll out of your ass I don't care what did I just dumb

Errrrrm

Get the needle out of your ass grab a vacuum cleaner And put it on your ass

I'll be over there in two I'll be over there too with the vacuum cleaners I'll shove it by at your ass