So I was just finishing up knitting my last sweater of the day and and don't ask me how this happened but I ended up getting my knitting needles stuck in my ass so I'm really coming on here asking does anyone know what I could do

So basically I have to say that the suitable and the most responsible thing to do is to call the ambulance and make sure they get out.

OK I am a pretty kitty snatcher think you should push yourself to rest for a little

I'm finally sitting on the toilet! My the shit is squirting out of my ass! AHHHHHH

Girls who was on the ad on TikTok

Honestly I'm bout to say get some lube rub that shit around here put our shit out if you don't work to shove it all the way in you'll be all right

Grandma Gert to have you finish cleaning out your casket this morning

Babe, I don't know how you get it. I'm sorry.

Dude, why do you sound like an old fucking man? me

Let me fish it out for you.