I want you guys to wreck my ex please because he's a little scary looking and he kinda looks like a little penis so yeah

I go lie hot as fuck you should've never left

Bro low-key built like a damn Q-tip

Everything above his neck is shaped like a dick his hair is shaped like a bellend he literally looks like the tip of a penis

Looks like he would talk to children

I'm actually about to call the police on you because this is causing me emotional distress.

Why he looks all compact? Why did he look so compact for it? What the fuck? Like, they look compressed.

Ah nah, that's crazy. I ain't like, it look like he came, it look like he came. What's the car? From West, Ebay, Amazon. I throw up

Bro, you're like one of Queen Elizabeth soldiers, like stop!

He built like a gay, autistic, dehydrated pigeon.