So today I was taking a shit and the water splashed and hit my balls. really was unsatisfying and I had to go blow up an orphanage to feel better. I still don't feel okay after that. That was the worst experience I've ever had and Batman has beat me to an injury in my life before so I had to say something.

My father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy grabs the kitchen knife to protect herself. Daddy doesn't like that, not one bit. So me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it.