Word.

Ouch, that does not sound fun.

I hope you're okay now, that sounds like a lot.

Oh sorry that happened to use broken collarbone to sounds like a near death experience to me

Well in my situation kind of was I got in a car accident and the seatbelt save my life but I broke my collarbone so you are not wrong in that assumption

Wow I hope one day they come up with a safer seatbelt but I'm really glad you're OK

Girl, how the fuck do you break a collarbone? That's like the hardest hit to break through.

In a car accident wearing a seatbelt that's all

How the hell did you break your legs like what were you doing

So I broke my right leg it was my TV in February and I broke it by actually like I was just on the front porch steps and I jumped like with both legs and I landed but I must've landed weird and then it just cracked and I sat down and yeah I was

I just adjust OMG like OMG that the way you described it sounds hilarious I'm not gonna lie I like the way I just picture that in my head because the porch is not that high so I don't know how to do that what I don't

You okay? I'm just honest are you still you still you still are? Right? Uh-oh, just a general question.

Blink twice if you need saving why do you keep getting her in the same place