The real fucking question is, why the fuck your ass so close to the damn camera, bruh? Yo, back your ass. Hey, bruh, don't let me scroll on this motherfucker again. And I have to scroll to see your ass staring me dead in the face, bruh. The fuck? Like, damn, bro. I'm out here trying to look at some funny shit. I scroll. Boom, jump scare. Like, this blackass-