Welcome to McDonald's how may I take it older my name is Laney and I'm going to assist you for today so what would you like

Can I get a milkshake but hold the milk cause you know I don't like milk I'm lactose intolerant and can I get some french fries but I don't want them in french I want them in english And can you also give me a big Mac, but I don't want it big hold it big make it small

I bought some cheeseburgers to eat I'm talking get your honey cummings on a beat You gotta put a lot of lettuce piece Because I like to have a lot of cream I remember eating outside with my whole team Now and then you gotta stay warm because of quarantine

50 large waters please.

I want 4 Big Macs, 1940 piece chicken nuggets, and I would like 12 liquor shots with your sprite.

I would like two ice waters and one chicken nugget. Like, can you kick the African Americans in the back of the restaurant out of here? but they make me uncomfortable.

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4x4 animal style. Exchristingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease make it cry. Burn it and let it swim.

Whopper.

Spicy Miss Crispy Chicken Sandwich, no pickles, extra spices sauce, make that a meal, large flies, largely cook noise. Thanks.

Can I have a 20 piece chicken nugget with some pickles on the side somewhere and barbecue along which file with a large Coke cola him and sweet-and-sour sauce for the motherfucking phone